{"id":2994,"date":"2019-04-17T19:42:27","date_gmt":"2019-04-17T16:42:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/marskylainen.fi\/?p=2994"},"modified":"2019-04-17T19:42:27","modified_gmt":"2019-04-17T16:42:27","slug":"my-favorite-pastime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/marskylainen.fi\/?p=2994","title":{"rendered":"My favorite pastime"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Kurssilla ENA2 pyydettiin kirjoittamaan mm. aiheesta\u00a0<em>My favourite pastime.<\/em> T\u00e4ss\u00e4 yksi tyylin\u00e4yte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My favorite thing to do in my free time is a little game that I invented myself. It is called cheese throwing and the rules are kind of simple. All you need is slices of cheese or a block of cheese, depends which one you prefer to be the best option. Then you need to get somewhere high, for example a cliff or top of a building and all you need to do after that is to find a target on the streets and try to hit that target with the cheese you have.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I personally prefer younger people aged 20-25 because they will get angrier quicker than others. But if you&#8217;re a beginner at this new exotic hobby you should try to pick easier targets, like elderly people or couples walking slowly. This free time hobby doesn&#8217;t include that much money in it even though cheese might be a little bit expensive sometimes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>I started doing this myself because a while ago a group of people were standing and talking loudly under my window at 1 AM. At first it didn&#8217;t matter because they didn&#8217;t do anything disturbing or illegal but suddenly I heard one of them suggesting that they should throw snowballs at people\u2019s windows for no reason. Of course I had to defend myself and ran to my fridge for some weird reason and took the cheese package and I just started throwing those bits of cheese at them. The funniest part of this is that the group of people hadn&#8217;t even started to throw those snowballs at my and my neighbors\u2019 windows before I started slinging those slices.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After that I just fell in love with cheese throwing and started doing it almost every weekend. I enjoy people getting mad and yelling at me from the streets because I know I&#8217;m safe at my home and we even have a door code at our house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Based on a true story.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>Text: Ambro Urjansson<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kurssilla ENA2 pyydettiin kirjoittamaan mm. aiheesta\u00a0My favourite pastime. T\u00e4ss\u00e4 yksi tyylin\u00e4yte. My favorite thing to do in my free time is a little game that I invented myself. It is called cheese throwing and the rules are kind of simple. All you need is slices of cheese or a block of cheese, depends which one you prefer to be the best option. Then you need to get somewhere high, for<span class=\"more-link\"><a href=\"http:\/\/marskylainen.fi\/?p=2994\">Lue lis\u00e4\u00e4&#8230;<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","author-krista","has-more-link","post-2994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-oppilastoita"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/marskylainen.fi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/marskylainen.fi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/marskylainen.fi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marskylainen.fi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marskylainen.fi\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2994"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/marskylainen.fi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2995,"href":"http:\/\/marskylainen.fi\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2994\/revisions\/2995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/marskylainen.fi\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marskylainen.fi\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/marskylainen.fi\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}